Sleep Deprivation Rocks

It's been almost a full week since our sleep has been altered by this creature others call "the baby." I have to say that the worst part about this kid has been that we now have no "personal" time. It's strange because we used to have days off from each other and time to do our own thing but that ain't happening any more, Peoples. Sounds pretty selfish right? Well it is. It's what people say is the "reason" why people have children: You have children so God can teach you humility, unselfish behavior and how to operate on three hours of light cat naps per night. The fact is that you really get your first lesson when you get married and all decision making privileges get instantly revoked you have to start talking about things. Then when you have this kid your life instantly becomes even less about you and more about your family. God has funny ways of teaching us to think about others: It's called force.

Anyway, here are some more pictures because I know everyone's been waiting with reckless abandon to see more of the Kid.

Proud mom with her daughter trying to eat the burp rag instead of burp into it.

This is the only time she's ever been normal since we've had her.

Just had her first beer and she zonked. She's a light-weight just like her mom!

This is before we told her she's going to have to pay for her own college education.

And this is right after...

At her first Doctor's visit. All systems nominal.