Days spent with Dad are not wasted. There are learning experiences every minute. Constant stimulation and teaching are a must if your kid is supposed to become a professional (insert huge salaried position here). Every hour wasted in front of the TV is $10,000 less salary a year. So we're starting off small with simple magic tricks. Later we'll move onto throwing touchdown passes and hitting home runs. Hey its the 21st century. Girls can do that stuff too, right? Anyway, here's a small recap of the tricks:
V: So I'm sitting here acting perfectly normal and I want a book to read. There's nothing up this sleeve.
V: Nothing up this sleeve. Nothing in my mouth. When all of a sudden...
V: Boom... Outta here... That's right Copperfield, I stole your stare!
V: For my next trick, I will make this frog jump onto my lap!
V: Frogs are harder to move than books, so absolute concentration is essential!
V: Boom... Outta here... Yeah you know it, I'm DA COOLEST!
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She's da coolest, but her dad is nuts. Cute kid... keep the pictures rolling (and the wacky commentary).
ReplyDeleteTalent and looks - Vi is going to be a success for sure!
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