1/12 Birthday

Today V turned 1... Month. People keep track of this stuff. Seriously. We didn't get any cards or calls but people know it. C'mon, you knew it! We're at the one month mark which means that she's doing new things or different things compared to when she was 1 minute old. Here's a list of stuff that she's starting to do:

• Hold her head up for 11.29 seconds.
• Cries when she has a bath.
• Grabs her pacifier out of her mouth.
• Cries when she gets changed.
• Sucks on Daddy's Nose ™ when he can't find a pacifier.
• Cries when she's tired.
• Stands up (assisted) and gives you weird looks.
• Cries when you're sleeping.
• Vulcanizes your tires while you wait.
• Cries when she's breathing.

So you can see she's amassed a plethora of wild and wooly tricks. We've actually been impressed with her progress thus far. Hopefully she'll be detailing cars soon because we could use that skill in the family. The fact is that we're very proud parents thus far and are looking forward to seeing what she does next. We'll keep you posted.

Parent's are delusional. I know everyone says they have the cutest kid, smartest kid, etc. But really, have you ever seen a baby cuter than ours? You haven't and you know it. There's really no way you can convince any parent that their kid isn't the cutest, unless the kid looks like Rocky after fighting Apollo. Then they'll probably agree with you. I say probably because, as we've just discussed, parents are delusional. Ya know what though... She is the cutest baby... ever.