Meet Your Cousin

April took Vivian to her cousin Connor's house and they all decided to see what would happen if they put them down next to each other. Well, as with any interaction among people that can't talk, you can't really hear what happened. Fortunately for you, I can read minds. Here is the hilarity that ensues within the interaction of newly found cousins :

V: Does anyone else see that I'm taller than this dude AND I'm 6 months younger? Raise your hand if you're with me.
C: What the heck? I've got at least two pounds on you, Twig!

V: I'm also a better dancer. Boom, boom, boom, shake da room YO!
C: Maybe, but I'm a better singer!

C: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 99 BOTTLES OF BEER!
V: Better singer? I'll show you!

V: PUNCHED!!! Boom... outta here!
C: Ooooooooh weeeeeeeep...

C: Oh my head! Maybe if I bite my hand it won't hurt as bad...
V: What have I done? As punishment, I must roll off the blanket!

C: Wait! Don't end yourself! I forgive you.
V: Whew... that was a close one. I'm sorry. I hope we all learned something from this: Violence is not the answer. Let's go eat.