Valuable Lessons

This is what it's all about, Kids: Time with Dad™ is a commodity that cannot be taken lightly. This is valuable time that you have to ensure your child is adhering to only the highest standards of academic learning. You remember the magic tricks right? Well I decided that this is a commodity too often missed in a young adolescent's existence. So without further ado, I give you the first of many editions known as Time with Dad™. Use only as directed:

Watch as V shows you what to do if someone tries to suck your brain out.

First, act like you're interested and having fun.

Then hypnotize them with your mind powers.

While they are under your powers, stick your hand in their mouth.

Reach all the way into their brain cavity and grab all of their brains out.

Success! Without brain powers they lose all motor functions!