Future Plans

American Idol is on right now and it makes me think that some day... maybe... some day Vivian will be singing in front of millions of people watching YouTube fans screaming her name. Hopefully I'll be raking in the benefits of her fame: Reality show star, NASCAR driver, Square dance caller... It's a shame that I'll have to be making so many TV and radio appearances because I don't know where I'll be able to fit it in my busy schedule. I'll have to hire a stunt double.

To get her started, we've been teaching her some songs and trying to get her to really show emotion and make her singing her own. We're trying to teach her how to (insert cliche here) and (generic comment about singing). You know, all the stuff that they're getting taught on TV. Here's some pictures of her practicing:

"To everything turn, turn turn... If there is a season turn, turn, turn..."

"Splish splash I was taking a bath all about a Saturday Night!"

"To be with you girl... it's like being low! Hey hey hey like being stoned!"

"Blinded by the light... wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night."

"(Bah bah dada buh bah badadadada buh bah da buh bah) Push it!"

"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"