The V Show

V is at "that" stage. If you're a parent, you know what I mean. If you're not, allow me to explain: She does what she wants and doesn't do what she doesn't want. The interesting thing is that, as a parent, you think it's cute at first. You're just excited that she's doing something different than she's been doing for the past 9 months. The first time that she spits her food back out after you feed her you think it's hilarious! In fact, you shove more food back in there and hope she does it again so you can get it on camera.

So after the eleventy-second time she does it, you're tired of it. Needless to say, you have to curb the smiles that you sometimes have when she looks at you like "What? I'm so cute, I can do whatever I want!" You think it's tough to do for you? After you look at these pictures, you'll know why we're having trouble with smiling when we shouldn't be.

We're starting a new segment here at the ole blog. Today we introduce V's newest adventure into celebrity stardom as the host of her own talk show:

V: So welcome to The V Show, I'm your host... V.

V: First, off I want to show you my bottom teeth. That was the bestest ever! Now let's go to the Party-Cam.

V: Yo that party was so AWESOME I need an ottoman to lean on!

V: Hey man get that camera outta my face man!

V: Ha, I'm just kidding! I'm not really wasted!

V: The Party-Cam is great! Now there's just time for my "I'm the cutest ever" pose and I'll see you next time on The V Show!