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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

It's Christmas!

Yes friends, it's that time of year where everyone else but me gets a huge amount of time off work and school. While you were getting insane on Black Friday, I was cleaning up after you. It's all about job security folks. Anyway, we had a great time decorating the outside and inside of the house as well as getting our tree Black Friday morning. When you think about it, it's the bestest time to get the tree because all of those morons are waiting in line for 6 hours for a TV that's going to break in a year essentially paying my salary. Thanks guys!

We had a great time doing it so we wanted to share the venture with you. Considering it was the first time we'd cut down our tree with child, it went FRIGGIN AMAZING. Hope you enjoy:

This was the end product. Why is it hazy? It's snowing 6.5"!

V is loving her first trip to the tree farm!

Here is the (allegedly) perfect tree and I've got pictures of all the rejects if you want 'em.

The tree rocks! Look at all the ladies that it's attracted.

I just ripped it out of the ground because saws are for girls.

Well it was a rough day, the tree was decorated and V is going to bed.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Impersonations

Has it really been almost a month since I've graced you with pictures of our little V? Yes, it has been a busy month for us. We had V's first Halloween, V's first trip to Portland and her 6 month appointment. Did we take pictures of any of those momentous occasions? No we didn't. As new parents, we are the exact opposite of most parents, straying from any sort of status quo. There's no way we're taking hundreds of pictures of our child! That's what everyone else does and we don't follow the crowd.

We take pictures of V doing Impersonations! Can you guess the characters, TV show and/or movies that she's impersonating? Leave a comment and take a guess! Huge prizes! Win Big! Check out V in these classic movie moments:

"POW! Right in the kisser!"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

"1.2 JIGOWATTS? GREAT SCOTT!"

"Go ahead... Make my day."

"AAAAAAAAA CHOO!"

"Nothing can stop the CLAW!"