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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Christmas Again

We just had an ice storm that crippled the Puget Sound area. When I say crippled, I mean a full body cast. I actually worked the day after most of the area lost power and you can really see the panic that people have when they have no control over the situation. Our store was running on generator power and we're throwing away thousands of dollars of food. So people are walking in the store, mind you the day after the power went out, asking for batteries, propane, flashlights and wood. These people expect us to do something, anything to help them. When you can't do anything, people have varying reactions. Most of them involved a sad look and a statement that reiterated that no one else has any of the things they need either. I've dealt with no power before, but I've never dealt with it when I've had a child. I think I would be pretty depressed too.

Some people said that we didn't put enough Christmas pictures up on the ole blog. OK, did I see any Christmas pictures on YOUR blog? I didn't think so! Anyway, I'm a nice guy and I can be bought. Send me money and I'll continue to put up Christmas pictures. Until I receive the money, I'll consider these pictures this a loan. Here's the pictures from Christmas #Dos:

V: Oooooh! Look at the pretty paper!

V: They make dolls out of paper AND magnets?! That is DA COOLEST!

V: A bag? You're kidding me, right? I've got to have something to tear.

V: Mimi hooks me up with the coolest pajamas.

V: What? All the presents are gone?

V: 364 Days until next Christmas!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Happy New Year!

According to the Mayans and several other dead civilizations, this is the year the world will end. Live it up while you can people! I'm guessing that most of you will be spending all your retirement savings and flying to far off places that you've never been. Do it now before the world as we know it is completely gone. In light of this completely random event in the whole pantheon of time, we took the opportunity to give our daughter something that she wouldn't be able to get if the world did happen to end. This opportunity you ask me is what? Yes, a trip to a brewery and her first tasting. Below are the captured glory moments of a first tasting:

Dad: Remember: Swirl, sip, swish, swallow, savor. That's copyrighted too.

V: Smell was first, then chug right? Yeah...

V: Some forward hops with a slight nutty taste... interesting!

V: If I could get my thumbs to work, I'd give it two thumbs up...

V: Mom to the rescue! Thanks Mom!

Dad: Yes, I taught her everything she knows. Including how to finish it off.